Stain stone textured styrene sheet for reservoir and event terrace wall. Get goopy black stain all over everything. Smile giddily while getting high from fumes. Let dry. Wash with mortar color, wipe off excess.
Step twenty-five b:
Cut stone panel into strips and glue to reservoir and event terrace walls.
Glue and add fine brown railroad ballast to pathways indicating decomposed
granite ("what the heck is that? I dunno, it says on the 'net that
it's a reddish brown crushed stone.").
Fill micro-tip glue bottle with white glue. Draw vine pattern on stone surfaces with glue. Clean up mess from glue bottle splot after unclogging nozzle.
Sprinkle dark green flocking foam onto wet glue. Allow to dry.
Blow away excess vine flocking with hairdryer. Sneeze violently when it all rises up in a green cloud. Clean green flocking off everything in room.
Repeat step twenty-six-b for reservoir and event terrace walls, using vacuum cleaner instead of blow-dryer to remove excess flocking.
Refer to planting chart and select corresponding bushes from package of dyed lichen. Glue and place with fingers. Pull lichen off fingers and press down with small stick. Pull lichen off stick, get fresh piece, and drop onto glued base with tweezers.
Trim lichen with special miniature hedge-trimmers. Pull lichen off hedge trimmers, repeat step twenty seven. Allow glue to dry. Trim lichen again.
Park teeny red mini-van in handicapped space, making vroom vroom noises as you go.
Add foam yew hedges and call it a day. Go home and make more trees.