He's a real Ass.
He's also a donkey, a burro and a jackass.
He's NOT a mule, and certainly NOT a horse (don't ever call him a horse, he considers it an insult). He's been called a "one-stripe-zebra," though in truth his kind are only a cousin to the Zebra. Dusty insists you read up and get your Donkey Facts straight here.
Although he may appear to be a simple Standard American Donkey, Dusty is also an accomplished artist. His paintings have often caused bidding wars when offered for sale, and have found their way into several private collections.
He's also the official Mackie Farm Comedian, and is always the life of the party. His favorite snack is Cigarettes and Beer, and he's not beyond stealing yours if you leave them within reach.
Dusty's become quite the celebrity. He's even got t-shirts and stuff with his picture on them, and for a fee he'll even deliver nasty-grams to people you don't like. |